you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He did a backflip because drugs
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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