Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
