The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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