I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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