it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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