it wasn't lemon gatorade
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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