Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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