There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
