he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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