they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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