so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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