I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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