IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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