Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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