I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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