im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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