Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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