So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
this hospital has no fireball
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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