dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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