I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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