dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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