Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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