sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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