sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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