I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It's never too late to be topless.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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