I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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