the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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