I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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