Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them

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(509): View more from Washington

after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again

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(516): View more from New York

matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.

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