You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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