so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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