but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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