HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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