New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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