i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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