actually, I'm a sock model
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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