you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I love having hate sex.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize