nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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