this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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