Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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