over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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