Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
