But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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