I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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