I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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