I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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