why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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