Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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