At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Randomize
