why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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