I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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