Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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