what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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